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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
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noob
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
🤧
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
-- Johnny Hart
🤔
Welcome to Utah.
If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!
🙁
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -Benjamin Disraeli
🤓
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Allen
😫
Officer:
We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger.
Should I have your ship standing by?
Governor Tarkin:
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you
overestimate their chances.
😱
[after Peter tells Lois an outlandish story]
Brian: Congratulations, Peter. You're the Spalding Gray of crap.
😯