Recent reviews by Ghoul Fingers

I walked down the train tunnel like Civvie told me to do.

Do it.

It IS a good time!

I knew LONG before PAYDAY 3 that pre-ordering a game was a bad idea, but after everything that PAYDAY 2 had gone through I really did believe that this was gonna be a banger, all be it with some day 1 jank

Anyway, I dropped 80 bucks on this for the gold edition and if I had known then what I know now I would have just told myself to burn it all in a bum's oil drum

Would have been put to better use

Also the fact that they now have a "strike team of veteran developers" trying to fix the problems is laughable, everyone has told them what the problems were after a week, goes to show that when they say "We're looking for feedback" what they really mean is "We're looking for feed back, SO LONG, as it's the feedback we want to hear"

Don't be like me, go buy 8 copies of Lethal Company instead

If this game has taught me anything its that EVERY game needs a designated salute button.

How else are you gonna let everyone else know that you're kicking ass while also cherishing their friendship and effort?

Voice Chat? Nah man. We say "Thanks" after every kill in TF2. We Rock and Stone after every Bulk here!

The best item in the game is Dr. Fetus.

Fight me.

Within the first 2 hours I drank a rat and played "Interrogation Simulator" with everyone in sight.
John Vampyr can preform many feats of strength but his most notable feat is holding a conversation with his friends to improve their flavoring for later.

Started a tradition within the cult where the 2 oldest members throw hands, and the winner gets to see God.
10/10

Suddenly my dreams of endlessly needing to piss and never finding relief make alot more sense.

Remember, getting Valve to say something about the bot problem isn't the same as Valve fixing the bot problem.

Don't stop talking about it until Valve actually does something about it.

#FixTF2

Bots are gone, for now, let's hope it stays that way