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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-- Alex Levine
It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
🍖 👃 🚘 💚 🥞 💃 💙 🎁 👽 👹 🕺 🌋 📀 ⛳ 👳 🎄