Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket (1987)

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak"
Neal Page, Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your house on ♥♥♥♥♥ Island?”
Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (2004)

“Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?”
Tick, Ørkendroningen Priscilla (2004)

“You're about as useful as a ♥♥♥♥-flavoured lollipop!”
Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball (2004)


“You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ♥♥♥♥-face, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.”
Otto, Fisken de kaldte Wanda (1988)