"Knowledge is Hassle" Karl Pilkington

Born in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Ireland in an isolated cabin far from civilization. Growing up I have honed my strength by wrestling bears and harvesting virgin timber with hand-made tools. As a child of the wilderness I lived in harmony with nature, removing thorns from the paws of wolves, and righting overturned turtles. I became lord of the forest, and protector of its inhabitants until the fateful day when a fleeing hunter dropped his iPhone... John discovered the Internet.

I immediately sold my forest to a paper mill, took a government job, and shunned the outdoors,also risking my life on a hill with a piece of fabric is my hobby!