not so loud, your wife might hear

there's no way it's tighter than mine. let me feel it to make sure ur not lying

ivana

mmm

Will you have intercourse with me in my virtual apartment on GTA V?

poo you!

i miss your warmth

You speak to me as though I'm about to die. We are friends forever, king.

Hey, still waiting on you to join the party. You on? Going to log off pretty soon because I've been sitting at my desk for 2 years staring at the loading screen.

This piece of ♥♥♥♥ hacker hacked GTA 5 and got all the achievements. I know this MF didn't unlock them himself. He's not a skilled gamer. -rep

Why? Does your bum have the virus?

what he said

Warm Regards,

I approach you today with a proposal: that you forego the tasks with which you have occupied yourself with and lend me your ear. That is all I ask for.

Please notify me when I can expect the ear in the mail.

Thank you,

King Aria
President of Wakanda 2

#CloudLife

me 3

me 2

I really miss my migga

+rep fapped to the fact that he got mad. yell at me more daddy ;)

+rep good player

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herd u were talkin ♥♥♥♥
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Am just a simple pickle lover.

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I used to play a game called Counter Strike. I was often being made fun of by the other kids; treated like some second-class citizen. One day I pressed tab and saw a glorious name: Triggered. He told everyone to stop making fun of me. I felt touched in many ways. I looked down and saw that I had indeed been touched. My pants were nowhere to be seen and my fun flute had these hand-shaped markings. "Don't forget the lube next time, bithc." I heard Triggered say. I realized he took advantage of my vulnerable situation to pick my mushroom.

-rep not enough lube

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Hey Adam, don't tell Ivan but I secretly think you're way cooler than he is.

Looks legit, so gucci

damn nice self portrait

Go to bed Ivan

please stop thinking about my pretty face

damn son

I'm gonna make you jizz...

cuzzi with my tonight

Damn. Rekt

Go to bed Ivan. You're drunk.

Let your mind be free. Find the center of balance, young grasshopper

funkin rekt m8

damn. rekt

Flowey a ♥♥♥♥

damn son

-rep will not touch your privates for free

+rep easy to talk to and an all around good time

NEVER FORGET THE MELVIN SQUAD!!!

i hate u

I appreciate dat

U Grateful

U Loyal