Recent reviews by Crowley

I was expecting some asian hentai bs with no added value to it... gooood how wrong I was. Yes, there is a beautiful female protagonist and yes, you are collecting many and many dresses, skirts and stuff like this to make her look more hot.. BUT, gameplay, physics, shooting mechaniques, atmosphere... I wouldn't say it's indie dev.. this is the kind of stuff I'm gonna love until I get my hands on SH2 or similar game.. I'm writing this review so I can spread how GOOD this thing is gonna be, I hope my friends will give it a shot.

It's only a early access now, so it has flaws, sounds for example are hard to tell where are they from.. but overall I'm pretty excited for a full game!

"It is designed to be addictive, giving arbitrary senses of accomplishment with flashy colors, sounds and a map that you need to get across, including places like sprinkle city." Cpt. Raymond Holt

different game, same story... it's useless and not fun, but it's oddly satisfying

If you want something to chill with and if you played OG Road Rash.. this is a game for you...

Basically you ride your bike across the states and in 15 stages fighting your way up through food chain to the final boss you need to take down for a reward...every stage has different goals and every stage is randomized, so every playthrough is different... in every stage you get powerups and new weapons as well as money for new upgrades.. you die, you start from scratch but with all your upgrades you made, so don'T expect to finish on first try. With each playthrough you also unlocks new riders and new bikes with different perks...

It's a fun no brainer and definitely worth the money

Saints Row... when I first played this game, I gave up after an hour or so, it just didn't click... but I decided to give it another chance and after slow start the game fully immersed me... now I 100% finished it with all DLCs and activities... (I noticed many bad reviews are with 1 - 2 hours playtime only, you guys just stopped too soon.)

Yes, storyline is kinda weak and main villain is the most unmemorable villain of all time.. but it has flow and there's always something to do..

Sidequest and activities are better and more variable than in previous games and I had so much fun conquering district after district through the city..

"Kevin is bi", "Neenah is the most manly character", "Eli is a ♥♥♥♥♥" "WoKeShEEt" ... SO WHAT?! Saints Row was always silly and goofy, it's the premise of the series, it's always been like fun goofy GTA with cheats on steroids...

Graphics overall is good, optimalization also decent. Through my playtime my game crashed once, no lags or anything. I had some bug issues with sound but it occured very rarely.

I feel really sorry for all those players who are hard stuck in SR2 era and will spit ♥♥♥♥ on anything that isn't a direct remake...

Oh, and I almost forget about the LARP part of the game.. it's silly but it was enormous amount of fun, I can imagine to have a standalone game about that part.

So.. I was just wanderig through free to play gems to find something to try... and this came across my eyes and I was like "Damn! I gotta try that!" ... So, I played tutorial and like 5 matches in total so far but hell I'm enjoying this.. it's free to play, it's Ubisoft made, and it's still so much fun! Unbelievable combination isn't it?

Game itself is plain simple - two teams by 3 people each playing "rollerskate handball" in fast paced arenas. Controls are simple and you get it quickly in hands. Match is up to 5 points or 8 minutes (I think), you gotta make full lap with team ball control to score one point, each additional lap multiplies the possible score... then you just have to score! But opponents are heavily against it and try to stop you at all cost!

This is the Star Wars game I always wanted...

You're in a skin of Cal Kestis (amazingly portrayed by one of my favorite actors Cameron Monaghan), padawan, who lost his master Jaro Tapal after Order 66... Story beginning spoilers ahead He's one of the last jedi offsprings, hiding on Bracca as a scraper. Sh....t happens of course and Cal has to use his power to save his friend, which turns to be a horrible decision with brutal impact. The inquisition, lead by ruthless Second Sister, notice use of power and rush to Bracca immediately, to find and kill anyone jedi related, who can be threat to the Empire. Cal, however, escapes and is saved by former Jedi knight Cere, who tells him, there is a list of children, sensitive to the power and therefore it's hope to rebuild long fallen Jedi Order... there begins our journey...

Game is focused on wonderful singleplayer story, Cal is learning about Power thorough the game and so do you, mastering new skills. I'd say the gameplay is Tomb Raider crossed with Star Wars. There is variety of difficulties for those who are looking for storytelling, or those hardcore players, who wants to become Jedi grandmasters. We can meet many interesting races and characters, we have even chance to confront the sith lord himself, Darth Vader! , travel to different planets and discover their secrets. Fully customizable lightsaber is just the top of the cake!

I fully recommend this game to anyone, who enjoys Star Wars, Tomb Raider-like platformers or simply good story singleplayer games. Can't wait to play the sequel!

Also, I encountered some bugs, like when I lost my lightsaber and the game was acting like I have one so I couldn't get on platforms or climb anywhere (simply dying fixed it), or the fact that whenever you're under water, BD-1 don't get into crates and those are shaking themselves, but nothing really gamebreaking. I truly enjoyed it.

No.. I actually installed this game three times, always told to myself "it was not that bad, you just misremember it, give it a chance..", and every time this game just soldified the impression it IS THAT BAD ...

There is absolutely everything wrong with this game - graphics, physics, driving model... I love other FlatOut games but this just doesn't belong to the series.. it might be actually THE WORST RACING GAME I EVER PLAYED and I play racing games since 98´.. it's not worth any money, it's even not worth if it's for free! .. just avoid this piece of trash..

There's nothing more brain free and fun after a 24hour work shift.. definitely reccomend :)

This game is fun... always was, and always will be..

Yes, yes, thousand times yes! .. You thought Postal can't get even more... postal? Well here we are - take the best of Painkiller, Doom and Postal 2 and combine it all with twisted mind of Postal Dude, that's right, this sick and twisted installment takes place in Dude's dreams and is so freaking fun!