flash kick

"What a nice compliment, he just called you SANS!"

the word censored in the previous comment was "come"

Fahrenheit: its like old yeller
Fahrenheit: but instaed of me being rabid I just cant stop saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"whos the actor in the incredible hulk? NORBERT?"

"Clown GFs are hard-working. They can't be fat, they need to fit in the car!"

"shorts don't look good on fat guys"
"didn't stop kevin smith"
"those aren't shorts, those are drapes"

kirby

Ｌａ ｄｉ ｄａ ｄｉ ｄａ， ｓｌｏｂ ｏｎ ｍｅ ｋｎｏｂ

Ｐａｓｓ ｍｅ ｓｏｍｅ ｓｙｒｕｐ， ｆｕｃｋ ｍｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｃａｒ

Ｌａ ｄｉ ｄａ ｄｉ ｄａ， ｍｏｔｈａｆｕｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ

Ｃｈｉｔｔｙ ｃｈｉｔｔｙ ｂａｎｇ， ｍｕｒｄｅｒ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ

"diversity means everyone looks like a dried-out tomato"

"to be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to be me"

+rep good trader

"quebecgamers.com eh? what are they up to these days, i wonder"
"it's all in french (chuckles) i don't know why i'm surprised"

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i've been played a fool by tommy wiseau AGAIN"

i bet you dont like death grips you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb

"No, no, you drink from it like a tap."
"How about I tap you on the head?"

♥♥♥♥ you

this is sad and pathetic. how people respond to being cheated on is a testament to their character. not everybody is an emotionally crippled piece of garbage like you.

i've asked my girlfriends to cheat on me regularly just to reinforce my emotional fortitude. i've WATCHED them. i've forced myself to masturbate to them while they are cheating on me, through my tears, to strengthen my resolve, and not only has it made me a stronger person, it has made my relationships infinitely better.

myon

now why the ♥♥♥♥ would you put this on my profile

Are you telling me that because I think Lola Bunny/Judy Hopps are physically attractive that i want to ♥♥♥♥ an actual rabbit? These are highly anthropomorphized representations of animals and artistically perfected to be attractive to a human audience so finding them attractive does not make me a dengenerate

"I'm watching an AMV, I'd rather be at the DMV" - fah 2017

Games

I am going to delete this shortly because I am uncomfortable with someone using my post to outlet truly stupid and hateful ideas, but first I must say: I feel truly sorry for you buddy. I feel sorry that you have been convinced that a man who has been bankrupt four times is somehow the winner you've been looking for. I'm sorry you've been led to believe that the problems in your life are caused by foreigners. I firmly believe that in four years you will either feel just as sorry for yourself, or you will still be blindly following a fascist pig. Good riddance.

benis :DDD

#dumptrump !! im a lib fem, meme lover, combo of self absorbed + self hate. the total package really!

Salvatore: say something funny so i can post it on your profile in hopes of other people thinking we have funny conversations
Cpt. Fahrenheit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Happy birthday

Games

Hr. Fahrenheit: JR
JR: yeah
Hr. Fahrenheit: wann a ganb
JR: I can't decipher that
Hr. Fahrenheit: yeah you think I can?

"If you ain't plowin' ♥♥♥♥♥, you a gay boy" -Mr. Fahrenheit, 2016

Ñ

"I like ass" - Herr Fahrenheit, 2016

ＦＬＥＸ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＵＳＣＬＥＳ
ＦＬＥＸ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＵＳＣＬＥＳ
ＦＬＥＸ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＵＳＣＬＥＳ
ＦＬＥＸ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＵＳＣＬＥＳ

"Sam asked me 'If I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, would you think less of me?' I said 'nah'. I'm into that." - JR 2016

🚗🚓🚕🚑🚌🚐🚃🚗🚚🚛🚜🚙🚗🚕🚒🚒🚐🚓🚓🚓🚓🚗SORRY FOR THE TRAFFIC JAM 🚗🚌🚛🚑🚚🚃🚕🚙🚕🚛🚜🚛🚕🚃🚕🚓🚗🚕🚛🚒🚛🚚🚃🚕🚌🚙🚌🚙🚌🚙🚗🚕🚕🚗🚕🚕🚚🚜🚜🚙🚌🚑🚑🚑🚚🚕🚃🚕🚐🚙🚃🚕🚑🚃🚗🚗

"My shark has an advantage, he has a leg"

"murder-suicides don't start with the suicide"

fahrenheit my dude, I respect your steelo. mad respect for your craft.

Baka

colt you don't even talk to me and you got a crush wtc

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

wow 2 crushes dang

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye