𝐨𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲!
Dear Sir, dear Madam
My name is Hadar, also called "The impossible" or sometimes "The destroyer". I rule over a small kongdom that exists-! an Island, with abundant richness and wealth. I have two brothers , Ah-puk "the caretaker" and Bee-Wee-Clementinus "whe who stuffs himself".
To make a long story short, you have won our yearly lottery. congratulations! You can now claim your price.
We will carve a statue of you(using only you -it will look like a small train. I hope you understand(?). We have ways to do this!), caress you, take care of you as a king-for three days !- and then you shall die a slow death-"he who dances naked with the gods".
I can assure you ,it excites me as much as it does you, and my hands tremble as I write. Oh, I can see you on that cliff- holding the "apple". ..
We look forward to iit with a stirn but happy expression on our faces, and hope you do the same

take care
Hadar "the impossible" Papoo