Recent reviews by Just | Mike

It's a Banished clone. Doesn't really add too much. It's still good and fun to play.

The achievements for Banished were more complex and harder to achieve than Patrons were.

Look forward to updates.

I absolutely love this game.

Absolutely cannot wait to see how this game evolves like Ark did. I know y'all from Studio Wildcard are now part of Snail Games. Given that the assets are already there to utilize and now there's far more man power.... Too excited. Don't let us down guys!

I'm slightly purturbed with the character customization. Out of every detail that you can change, penis size and girth is not an option. Also, why only flacid penises? That is literally one of the most disgusting things on a man. Why not have an option to go from hard to flacid with a push of a button like Ark did with pooping? Speaking of which... Why can't I poop? We can starve and suffer from thirst but the poop never leaves you? I should have balloned up by now with the amount of piss and crap in me. Correct these issues and I will update the review accordingly. Thank you.

2020 edit: We have an expansion and still flacid af... sigh.

I have played this game for some time now, and what was a decent experience turned into a nightmare. I thought if I just got far enough I would somehow unlock all the features promised by the Game developers. Sadly, this was not the case. What could have been an amazing game ended up a farce and I regret spending the amount of time I did hoping for what never came.