Listen here YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You don't know ♥♥♥♥ about the realities of being a SILVER. Being a silver is hell. You get separated from your squad. The enemy is closing in on you, and you're down to the last bullet. You've got two options. You turn that p90 on yourself and pull the trigger, taking yourself out of the game and letting your team down LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, or you go down fighting like a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silver elite!
SUDDENLY U R SURROUNDED. YOU DO A FRONTFLIP ROLL AND SHOOT ONE OF THEM IN THE SCOPE OF THEIR AUG. IT RICHOCHETS OFF AND HITS ONE OF THERE TEAM MATES. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO. YOU THROW UR DUEL BERRETAS UP IN THE AIR AS A DISTRACTION, AND THAT'S WHERE THE SAFARI MESH GUT KNIFE COMES IN. WHILE THE ENEMY LOOKS UP U DO A SPINNY WHIRLY DOO AND TAKE OUT ALL 3 OF THEM AT ONCE. UR TEAM WINS. YOUR FATHER IS FINALLY PROUD OF YOU. MAYBE NOW THE REAL ARMY WILL LOOK PASSED UR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS AND LET U ENLIST.

seeing him in your lobby is similar to the feeling of waking up on a summers morning shortly after the death of a close family member; complete loss and pain. i have never experienced such depression, degradation, blood-curdling racism, and just flat out evil pouring into my ears. all-in-all, +rep and probably packin at least 7

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This player is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

wa wa