Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... [grips Sasha] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom pulled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
Heavy: [laughing maniacally then holds up a finger trying to calm down]
Heavy: [inspecting his minigun] Oh my god, who touched Sasha?! Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
Heavy: Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.