I am the most interresting man in the world. My charm is so contageous, vaccines have been created against it. Years ago I built a city out of blocks, Today over 600,000 people live and work there. I am the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time I go for a swim Dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked me to probe them. If I were to give you dirrections, you'd never get lost and would always arrive at least 5 minutes early. My legend precedes me the way lightning precedes thunder. I once punched a magician...you heard me! I am the most interresting man in the world.