Day 392 of living in Coventry:
It has been too long since I have seen another person, I often walk along the streets and all I see are these "things" shambling around, they often stare at me but do nothing more, some of them seem to flock to this shop called poundland, I do not know why but atleast it keeps them away from me.

Sometimes when I am walking some of "them" they try to follow me and attack me but it seems that they will flee anytime I pass one of the millions of jobcenters in the town, recently I have seen these new faster "things" they seem to ride on bikes that are far too small for them and they tend to wheelie at me agressively so I now cosplay as a policeman to keep myself safe from these new "things". At this point I hope Germany bombs us again

Name:Rudolph Hess
Strength:Beer Hall Putsch
Weakness: Lack of Fuel/Scotland
Size:7/10
Top Trumps power level:8/10
Sexuality:Vegetarian

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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+rep defended sissj

+ rep sold me a knife