I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠠⣿⢿⣿⢿⣯⣿⣽⢯⣟⡿⣽⢯⣿⣽⣯⣿⣽⣟⣟⣗⠄
⠄⢸⡻⠟⡚⡛⠚⠺⢟⣿⣗⣿⢽⡿⡻⠇⠓⠓⠓⠫⢷⢳⠄
⠄⢼⡺⡽⣟⡿⣿⣦⡀⡈⣫⣿⡏⠁⢀⣰⣾⢿⣟⢟⢮⢱⡀
⠄⣳⠑⠝⠌⠊⠃⠃⢏⢆⣺⣿⣧⢘⠎⠋⠊⠑⠨⠣⠑⣕⠂
⠄⢷⣿⣯⣦⣶⣶⣶⡶⡯⣿⣿⡯⣟⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣧⣷⣾⠄
⠄⢹⢻⢯⢟⣟⢿⢯⢿⡽⣯⣿⡯⣗⡿⡽⡯⣟⡯⣟⠯⡻⠂
⠄⠢⡑⡑⠝⠜⣑⣭⠻⢝⠿⡿⡯⠫⠯⣭⣊⠪⢊⠢⢑⠰⠁
⠄⠈⢹⣔⡘⢿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠁⠑⠈⠠⣵⣿⡿⡯⠂⣠⡞⡈⠄
⠄⠄⠨⢻⡆⢄⣀⢩⠄⠄⠴⠕⠄⠄⠈⠉⣀⠠⢢⡟⢌⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠈⠐⡝⣧⠈⡉⡙⢛⠛⠛⠛⠛⢋⠉⡀⡼⠩⡂⠁⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠪⡻⣔⣮⣷⡆⠄⢰⣿⢦⣣⢞⠅⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠓⣷⣿⡅⠄⢸⣿⡗⠇⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED BY
<ANONYMOUS>
WE ARE LEGION, WE ARE AMONG US

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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

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⠸⠿⡀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego