Bird Up
Nicklas Lawton   Davenport, Iowa, United States
 
 
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𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐨 ♡ 25/jul./2023 às 10:36 
sup add me bro
Bird Up 19/set./2016 às 14:36 
Alright settle down there son, it's gona be alright.
undr 18/set./2016 às 11:49 
I wake up in the morning and the first thing I remember is that I have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doctorate in mathematics, this results in an immediate rush of endorphins and testosterone which will last for the rest of the day. I then get to work writing down the proofs to the theorems that I solved in my head last night. After that I ♥♥♥♥ my 10/10 wife while thinking about my research. I then leave without eating breakfast since I no longer require sustenance. Next follows morning lectures gracing plebs with some invaluable insight into my mind and its firm grasp on the most important field of study in human history. As the day winds down I ponder my surreal existence, I have to dig up my degree to remind myself of the reality that I do in fact have a PhD in mathematics. Finally I fall asleep holding my doctorate and 300k salary slip in my arms.