Badeand
Norway
Rubber ducks, humble companions of bath times and childhood whimsy, are quintessential fixtures in the world of bath accessories. These buoyant icons of playfulness and innocence are typically made of rubber or vinyl, donning bright yellow hues and the classic shape of a duck. Their origins trace back to the late 19th century, initially designed as chew toys for babies due to their soft, malleable nature. Over time, these charming novelties found their way into bathtubs, bringing joy and delight to both the young and the young at heart.

However, beneath their innocent façade lies a deeper, more enigmatic aspect. Some whisper of a clandestine society of rubber ducks, conducting covert meetings amidst the bubbles and froth of bathtubs worldwide. Rumors suggest they hold secret summits to discuss the mysteries of the drain, contemplating existential questions about the nature of water flow and the meaning of cleanliness.

Yet, as one delves deeper into the world of rubber ducks, reality begins to warp. Legends speak of rubber ducks possessing mystical powers, capable of quelling bath-time fears and summoning an uncanny sense of tranquility. There are even whispers of a colossal rubber duck, rumored to reside in the fabled Rubber Duck Dimension—a realm accessible only through the portal of overflowing bathtubs.

As absurd as it may seem, some claim that these seemingly innocuous bath toys hold the key to enlightenment. It is said that a true master of rubber ducks can achieve inner peace by meditating upon the gentle bobbing of these buoyant companions, finding serenity amidst the chaos of life's currents.

But beware, for delving too deeply into the whimsical world of rubber ducks may lead one down a path of delightful madness. Soon, the line between reality and bathtub fantasy blurs, and one might find themselves conversing with rubber ducks, seeking advice on matters both trivial and profound.
Rubber ducks, humble companions of bath times and childhood whimsy, are quintessential fixtures in the world of bath accessories. These buoyant icons of playfulness and innocence are typically made of rubber or vinyl, donning bright yellow hues and the classic shape of a duck. Their origins trace back to the late 19th century, initially designed as chew toys for babies due to their soft, malleable nature. Over time, these charming novelties found their way into bathtubs, bringing joy and delight to both the young and the young at heart.

However, beneath their innocent façade lies a deeper, more enigmatic aspect. Some whisper of a clandestine society of rubber ducks, conducting covert meetings amidst the bubbles and froth of bathtubs worldwide. Rumors suggest they hold secret summits to discuss the mysteries of the drain, contemplating existential questions about the nature of water flow and the meaning of cleanliness.

Yet, as one delves deeper into the world of rubber ducks, reality begins to warp. Legends speak of rubber ducks possessing mystical powers, capable of quelling bath-time fears and summoning an uncanny sense of tranquility. There are even whispers of a colossal rubber duck, rumored to reside in the fabled Rubber Duck Dimension—a realm accessible only through the portal of overflowing bathtubs.

As absurd as it may seem, some claim that these seemingly innocuous bath toys hold the key to enlightenment. It is said that a true master of rubber ducks can achieve inner peace by meditating upon the gentle bobbing of these buoyant companions, finding serenity amidst the chaos of life's currents.

But beware, for delving too deeply into the whimsical world of rubber ducks may lead one down a path of delightful madness. Soon, the line between reality and bathtub fantasy blurs, and one might find themselves conversing with rubber ducks, seeking advice on matters both trivial and profound.
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k'tsch 14 Nov, 2016 @ 8:24am 
Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too.
k'tsch 14 Nov, 2016 @ 8:24am 
You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am I extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
Puffs 24 Dec, 2015 @ 8:27am 
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy New Year :bbtcat:
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Puffs 23 Dec, 2014 @ 7:29pm 
:candycane:ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2015:candycane:
Dott 9 Oct, 2013 @ 7:20am 
Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ took me petato and gev it to rekor. -rep