Recent reviews by LiLuuuuuuuuuuu

Devs bad, publisher bad, game is okai ig

An incredibly brave story about overcoming systematic racism, discovering yourself and finding unlikely love as a POS in post-Trump America. Honestly wish more devs chose to do this sort of unbiased, anti-nazi commentary on the political landscape of America and the ways that racism affects an individual POS, there is a lot wh*te "people" can learn from this sort of storytelling.
Nicely animated with pretty kyoot art.

I am a 22 year old mother, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single mother to my son, who is now 14. My son recently started Apex Legends and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Tiktok. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, did the tutorial but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my husband had died. This game has ever since brought my son and I closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories about Loba's enormously thicc thighs.

The game starts with the main character (that you play as) dming me irl and then sucking his own d!ck, dying and literally going to hell where you see Van Darkholme (who later on sucks your d!ck). You are then forced into a debate with the Devil, whom you can ask many existential questions, the answers to which are actually fairly well written, big respect to the devs for reading the Bible :)

Main portion of the game consists of going through really easy movement puzzles in simple mazes while searching for a key, rooms with sex scenes, and an exit portal that will transport you back to a room where the devil sits, there are a total of 3 stages of this maze, where it gets procedurally more difficult.

There's about 20 multi-stage sex scene, all of which are optional/dependent on your choices in dialogue with the devil, there also might be two scenes involving that type of porn, where the camera keeps zooming on a guy's taint, but I was too scared to check. The scenes involves a lot of different characters:
- bald wraith woman
- woman with hair and horns
- human centipede
- centaur woman with a huge horse c0ck
- the Devil
- and many more!
Most of the scenes are of an okai-ish quality about a 7.6/10, possibly one of the best on Steam that I've seen so far :). As mentioned before they're also multi-stage, but you have no control in them (besides some head movement), you can only cycle between them and there is no smooth transition between animations for most of them, they simply loop in a repetitive motion.

There are also 3 different endings depending on your choices throughout the game, one of which leads you to getting turned into a woman and becoming a sex slave, and then getting fingered by the Devil with your own severed arm, so a pretty big + for that.

The overall length of the game is about an hour or so (as of 06/06/2021), depending how quickly you get through the puzzles and "scenes", so if you don't like it you can refund it even after finishing it. Tho I think the talks you can have with the Devil are really fun, and supporting brave devs that aren't scared to ask difficult questions and break convention is what we have to do if we want to get the sequel; "Sex with God" and ask the Father all of our burning questions.

oh yeah the scenes are a nice bonus too

The Perverted ♥♥♥ truly outdid himself with this courageous commentary on the very fabric of society.
A must-play for any REAL gamer that likes REAL games with meaning.

GreedFall - a game so confused about what it wants to be that it ends up being anywhere from barely functional to outright broken in the majority of present mechanics.

Combat
While on paper the combat system might seem like it would work and function properly there is nothing further from the truth. There is no stamina bar or cooldown on your blocking ability so you are able to just spam a single button and win every combat encounter as a "perfectly" timed block will allow you to get a free hit in without the need to push any other button. This technique doesn't work against ranged or boss enemies that can go through your block, but fear not, there is also a "dodge" option, that will allow you to dodge infinitely, evading every attack, while your companions attack the boss. It is possible that the boss will aggro them, but more often than not they will just glitch out and never attack your companions. I was able to recreate this a couple of times and defeat bosses using only my dodge ability on the >>>HARD<<< (second hardest) difficulty. On top of that you also have the option of using firearms that shoot fast enough as to allow you to stun-lock anyone that can be staggered (ammo needed to use these firearms is also dirt cheap, and accessible at every merchant, you also get an option of crafting ammo on top of that, just in the off chance you run out of ammo).
Abusing the combat system like this is generally not needed when you face human enemies, they are incredibly easy and have no chance of even hitting you in melee combat as they have slow, well-telegraphed attacks that deal less damage than you'd expect. Monster enemies on the other hand generally share a set of attacks that aims to stun-lock you into a coma before you can dodge a single attack, or poison you with ranged attacks, it becomes even more evident as you encounter new animals that all share the same skillset, despite having different visuals.

I have not encountered a combat system so broken to its core since ELEX.

Level system

Once again, in theory, the system present in this game seems to be fairly reasonable, while it does manage to be functional it has some aspects that seem rather bizarre, such as the charisma system that you can put up to 3 points into, that increases your chances of passing the RNG speech check by 25% each point to a total of a 75% increase, sadly there is no reason to put any points into it as a cape (clothing item) will always give you 1 charisma, and the game has no system to prevent you from reloading until you successfully pass a skill check.

Story/questing

While certain quests did seem interesting at first, majority of that interest was sadly lost due to poor writing, lack of logical connection between quest updates and what you actually hear in a conversation, lack of any choice for the player, or even ability to acknowledge that the "super-secret training camp" that an NPC has to take 6 in-game hours to look for is the same camp we encountered while on a leisurely stroll just minutes ago (with that same NPC). On top of that many characters are written in such a way that I have begun to question whether they're meant to be mentally handicapped or if it's just the dev's inability to write believable characters, most of which feel incredibly stereotypical and predictable. My favorite quest is possibly one where you have to get inside a morgue to inspect a body of a "young lad", sadly the devs did not seem to have a model of a young, dead soldier, so they just replaced the "young lad" with a heavily wrinkled old man, undoubtedly in his prime, sadly not intentional.

Quests are also very obviously contrived, stereotypical, boring and copy-pasted fetch quests, with the occasional slightly more interesting one thrown into the mix. Same applies to the enemies that are just dropped in groups of 3-5 into a region to slow you down a bit. Possibly my favorite group of enemies is one located in New Serene (the second city that you encounter) where 3 lowly bandits "ambush" you every single time you pass the guardhouse, which is filled with guards, that are meant to prevent crime from happening.

Graphics and technical issues

While graphically the game is certainly not ugly the same sadly cannot be said about characters and their animations, but there has been plenty said about that in other reviews, what I haven't seen mentioned however is the fact that the MENSA member responsible for proofreading all the text in this game cannot tell the difference between "there" and "their". That same person also cannot decide how to spell other words such as "phantom" (fantom), evidently a proof that the game would benefit from more playtesting and development time.


"Engage in a core roleplaying experience – achieve quests and complete objectives in a multitude of different ways – through combat, diplomacy, deception, or stealth."


There is no diplomacy, there is no deception, stealth is always forced on you, the penalty for not stealthing is a bunch of XP and free loot. You don't have a choice who joins your party, you don't have a choice how to punish people that cross you, you don't have a choice how to approach combat in missions, and in most cases, you don't even have a choice who to side with. You do get a choice whether you want to spare or kill a nameless soldier that is never mentioned again tho, so that's pretty big.

This is a fully linear game, there is no exploration, there are no interesting locations, there are no interesting choices, no alternatives routes (other than a skill check that skips an enemy or two). All of that is topped off with an absolute lack of finish and attention to detail.

Do NOT believe all the reviews calling this game the next RPG godsend the like of which you haven't experienced since the original Dragon Age, comparable to The Witcher, this is nothing more than an unfinished, confused action game with awful combat and questionable dialogue.

Wolfenstein in co-op for $30

Game is fun, and the newly-introduced light-RPG mechanics add a nice new layer to your typical Wolfenstein game. Really enjoyable if you have at least one (1) friend to play this with, I have not tried the single player AI, but then again, why would anyone play a game strictly advertised as a co-op experience by themselves is beyond me.

Gunplay is amazing, as is expected from a Wolfenstein game, environments are better than ever, plenty of upgrades for your guns that offer different approaches to how you use them.

The writing and dialogue is on par with what you could experience in the previous titles as well. As I haven't completed the whole campaign yet I am unable to fully judge it tho. The only part I didn't like was the underground which forces you to use a flashlight.

>>>There is a premium currency that allows you to buy cosmetic items.<<<

All in all it's definitely worth the price if you enjoyed the previous Wolfenstein games, and are looking for a similar experience with a friend. There's also an option to replay all main missions on different difficulties, as well as plenty of unlockables and collectibles if that is something you are interested in.

Don't mind all the reviews written by boomers with ~1h on record.

The importance of what the developers of this game did is incomprehensible to the lesser minds.

The bravery of what they chose to do rivals that of what WW 2 soldiers had to face on the beaches of Normandy.

What they did for equality in gaming will be written about in history books, people will look back at this point in history and say: "These brave men and women chose to add a peepee slider before adding a boobie slider"

That's one small step for gaming, one giant leap for nudity in non-porn games.

This is TRULY a revolutionary title, and I feel #blessed to have been able to try it out for myself.

"What could be more beautiful than hentai?" - Judging by this game's artwork - plenty of things.

While the artwork is fairly uninspired and bland, like any true art you can't judge it based just on the surface-level features. I do find that the mechanics present and the socio-economic problems brought up in this game truly elevate this from "just another hentai puzzle game" to a real masterpiece and a must-play gem for both the hardcore and the casual. It's also perfect for speedrunning, I've submitted my PB and hopefully I'll get to show this game off during this year's Autistic Games Done Quick.



Who is LiLuuuuuuuuuuu?
As a "writer" for Rock, Paper, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it is my utmost privilege to write garbage reviews and spam posts where I compare everything to Dark Souls and complain that everything is too difficult.

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