01:30 - Crab: giant sea-scorpion gods of life and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

11:30 - Crab: 5:30 AM - infinity421: {LINK REMOVED}
11:30 - infinity421: ♥♥♥♥
11:31 - Crab: There can be no escape from this hell.


00:04 - infinity421: it's like Evangelion, but instead of an Absolute Terror field it's an Absolute Stupidity field

20:30 - Crab: that's heresy you blasphemous ♥♥♥♥♥

22:16 - Crab: i identify with goats.
they behave strangely for no reason and eat everything around them.

Crab - Today at 7:20 PM
From what I recall dolphin penises are fully prehensile.
infinity421 - Today at 7:20 PM
owo

14:38 - Crab: I'm Bob the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starfish.
14:38 - Crab: pleased to meet you.


12:42 - Crab: but instead we have an avatar of pizza wielding frostmourne who has apparently been fisting a menstruating giant

14:42 - Crab: if through some catastrophic failure i was elected president, america would probably look like the combine invaded


19:54 - Dephiler: It's not a real MOBA unless there's at least one basketball skin


16:07 - Crab: i'm tempted to play as the extradimensional gay-pride supporters.


11:30 - Crab: my children ate an artisan troupe while i wasn't looking

14:50 - infinity421: did Godzilla have down syndrome?

20:00 - Zeimaster: I like my president how I like my porn
20:00 - infinity421: black?

23:03 - infinity421: your ears are weak.
23:04 - :D, Monk: They're not slaanesh ears


02:01 - infinity421: never before has a space shuttle looked sexually attractive but this picture is certainly trying its best


01:39 - infinity421: a four armed, iron-skinned, crystal dwarf with a gimp walk, flesh crown, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs, a hideous face, and a cloud of flies
01:39 - infinity421: 10/100

20:54 - Headcrabwarrior: 845
20:55 - Headcrabwarrior: snake tail.
20:55 - infinity421: 10/10
20:55 - infinity421: use it to snuggle people

11:59 - Headcrabwarrior: fearmeandmytinyramencup
11:59 - Headcrabwarrior: more of a ramen goblet, to be honest.
12:11 - infinity421: headcrab potter and the goblet of ramen

18:51 - Headcrabwarrior: melt the potato.
18:51 - infinity421: yes
18:51 - infinity421: do it
18:51 - infinity421: melt the potato

16:47 - Headcrabwarrior: "Ladies, Would you date Guts if he didn't have casca?"
16:47 - infinity421: for the purpsoe of this question do I count as a lady
16:48 - Headcrabwarrior: ....
16:48 - Headcrabwarrior: no?
16:48 - infinity421: ♥♥♥♥.

03:50 - Crab: engage the mating chainsaw.