hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

This man gives possibly the most amazing handjobs. If you ever have the fortune to see this sexy young man in real life, sit him down with a strong bottle of whisky and an open heart. By the morning you will have a very apeased boner and a strangely shaped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but it is allworth it to experience hiss lovely presence.

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of... masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud... never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day. It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. What you want is a partner to return the ball.

Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

Ayeee!