Originally from a small Ukrainian village, and of deep Orthodox faith, I am a man of simple means. Early in my life I made a living off the land. I milked the cows, I churned the butter, I stored the cheese, I baked the bread, I brewed the tea, I washed the clothes, I dressed the children; the cat meowed, the dog barked, the horse neighed, the mouse squeaked, the fly buzzed, the goldfish living in a bowl stretched its jaws; the door banged shut, the stairs creaked, the fridge hummed, the curtains billowed up, the pot boiled, the gas hissed through the stove, the tree branches heavy with snow crashed against the roof; my heart beat loudly thud! thud!, tiny beads of water grew folds, I shed my skin…... if you are still reading this you are a turd, go back to playing games or doing something fun, like, are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me???