ok so your day sucks so far...

You have been in one of those "half of your plane disappears mid-flight type accidents.......easyjet lol
You awaken in the wreckage to a wall street protester carrying off your infant child.
but at least the air hostess was kind enough to use herself as an axeholder.

think the decent on tour and your halfway there

I reckon this game will be amazing once it is finished.