Had a Pokémon Go incident at work. This mother and son were walking by while I was outside cleaning up garbage and whatnot. Apparently there was a Pikachu that the son thought was somewhere behind our fence. I didn't see a problem with letting them in for a minute to catch the Pikachu seeing as they wouldn't be inside the building. The son gets all excited, runs, trips and falls and starts crying. The mom then started screaming about suing us for not making sure her child was safe. I wished her good luck in her legal pursuits, but said she wouldn't get anything. She claims someone has to pay her son's medical bills. I asked her how much money it could possibly cost, seeing as her son wasn't even really hurt. She says "about tree fiddy." Well, it was about that time I noticed that the child was actually a basketball with googly eyes glued to it and the mom was a 12ft tall monster from the Mesozoic Era and I said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Loch Ness Monster, get outta here and take your damn basketball son with you!