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Does it even make sense? It's a real thing anyways.
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👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie-dan ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO LEYLAND P0SSY🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Walmoween 🎃😜
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! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
I invited him to my house for a DnD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then banished him from the realm. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
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(♥*✠✠ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2018✠✠*♥ )
(♥♥ Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Führer! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥)
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HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful, my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA!
Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the "Summer Special" prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Bahamian hollering $100
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
They're rollin' round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Meme&Play General, and time keeps draggin' on
But that Tiger keeps a rollin' on down to Blackpool town..
When I was just a baby my mama told me "Walmo,
Always be a good boy, don't you ever play vidya."
But I cheesed a man in CoH2, just to hear him cry.
When I hear that cannon firing, I hang my head and sigh..
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy restaurant
They're probably eatin' curry and drinking bottled coke.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a memein'
And that's what tortures me...
Well if they freed me from this prison,
If that Tiger tank was mine
I bet I could have won the war, in very little time...
Far from Meme&Play General, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome eighty eight blow my blues away.....
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