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Orangepest 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am 
zzzzzzzzzzz this is why u r in that low rank i see with that many games.. cheer up bro ... better live your real life :) good game and have a good day working hard ^^
LJ 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm 
zzzzzzzzzzz this is why u r in that low rank i see with that many games.. cheer up bro ... better live your real life :) good game and have a good day working hard ^^
Der Grenadier 31 Aug, 2021 @ 1:00pm 
see you retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i even have more kills than you retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. and still retarded abilities allow you to win not your @map control@ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Crescent 6 Sep, 2020 @ 8:09am 
SORRY ♥♥♥♥♥‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER ♥♥♥♥ OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD ♥♥♥♥🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
Custardninja 13 Oct, 2019 @ 3:23pm 
Nice Yoshi.
UniteDenny 29 Aug, 2019 @ 10:46am 
nice yoshi !! gg =)
Solmyr 15 Jul, 2019 @ 7:55pm 
oh snap lol, that happens if i "win" on my client but you "win" as well on your client, if I'm up 2 rounds(I was) and that happens, you will get a disconnect and I will think I "won"

Does it even make sense? It's a real thing anyways.
Solmyr 15 Jul, 2019 @ 5:58pm 
you're supposed to rematch when you mirror yoshi :(
Der Teddy 19 Jun, 2019 @ 10:06am 
oh my god ✋ i accidentally sent u a picture of my Weenis and Balls... 😳 please delete it!! 🤢 unless.. 😏 u want to look? 🤤lol jus kidding delete it.. 😣 if u want.. 🥴 haha nah delete it 🤮... unless? 🤫
Beetl3 18 Jun, 2019 @ 9:50pm 
most trash yoshi, losestreaks and pulls out the 'low spam flowchart' haha what an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hime 28 Jan, 2019 @ 2:23pm 
nice p2w character. Like it a lot.
arkh ☄ 26 Jan, 2019 @ 5:01am 
gg fun games, steve can't launch anna snake edge but I did not block most anyway lul
CheeseMerchant 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:49pm 
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Waddler 9 Nov, 2018 @ 3:21am 
Good Games man :) Probably the best Yoshi player I've seen :D
Der Teddy 31 Oct, 2018 @ 5:04am 
👻👻👻BOO!! Sorry did I scare you??😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌚 u kno what that means 😏😏WALMO-O-WEEN 😼 send this to 7 of ur sluttiest leyland ghost bidzhes 😂😝 if u get 7 back ur a sluttey witch bidsh 👄👀 but if u get 10 back ur the spoopiest 👻kumdumpster on the block 🎃 👻👽🌚😈💗😩⚠️✂️🔮💯
👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie-dan ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO LEYLAND P0SSY🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Walmoween 🎃😜
Nicko 21 Sep, 2018 @ 7:47pm 
ggs
Beto_14 4 Sep, 2018 @ 9:18pm 
thank you for helping me pass the time.
Der Teddy 18 Jun, 2018 @ 1:18pm 
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Duck Nukem 23 Apr, 2018 @ 9:29am 
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Der Teddy 27 Mar, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
Der Teddy 21 Jan, 2018 @ 1:17pm 
-Rep After a good game in DnD, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great DnD and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DnD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then banished him from the realm. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Duck Nukem 16 Jan, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
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willynilly 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
I am trying to help - I am your only grandparent and you are my only grandchild and I want to see you succeed in your ambitions and get a good and satisfying career which will bring you much happiness. It's a long hard grind but worth it in the long run. Do not reject the wonderful opportunities which you have. You know you can always ask me if you want to know anything or if I can help in any way. Your Mum and Dad have done their very best for you ever since the day you were born. It is now your turn to do your very best for them and make them proud of you.
willynilly 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
Before too long the school will have to recommend you for university (hopefully), What do you think they will say about you? This girl is lazy and won't do anything she doesn't want to do ? What then? The school has to answer to the Schools Inspectorate for attendance. They are very strict on it now and your unnecessary absence could downgrade the school. You are now turned 17 and at some stage we all have to grow up and take responsibility. Growing up does not just involve make-up, it's taking responsibility for our actions and adopting a good attitude and nice manners, which will go a long way in your future success or otherwise. Be helpful and think of other people and how your actions affect them.
willynilly 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
I was surprised to hear that you did not have permission to leave school early yesterday. It is not clever to deliberately flout the school rules. If everyone just took a half day off when they felt like it, life would be chaos. The rules are there for your benefit. You must realise the school has bent over backwards to do the best it can to enable you to get good results after the disappointing AS2 exams. The teachers have their careers and their pensions mapped out. The only person you are hurting is yourself.
Der Teddy 30 Dec, 2017 @ 2:10pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
Der Teddy 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:54am 
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Der Teddy 22 Nov, 2017 @ 4:54am 
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful, my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA!
Der Teddy 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:43am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Stearn Commurnity. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little profiel cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a global elight, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like tigger toofff? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. =))))
Jaime 31 Oct, 2017 @ 3:09pm 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. Subscribed, and I would really love to see a review on the baconator from Wendy's thanks.
Der Teddy 30 Oct, 2017 @ 9:28am 
🐮🙀HAPPY🐺👿FURloween👻🐯my🦁🦊fellow furfriends!!BARK!! Oops... Did I scare you furless...? Don't stray too far from the paths💀 this FURloween👿nite, there's a big HAWT 💥BANGIN💥 Werewolfs 🐺out there 😿😻😻🙀😼😼Send this to 10 fellow furpals to give the TRICK of that ♥♥♥♥! or a yummy furry 🐺🐺dog🐺🐺TREAT!!If you get 1-3 back, you're a 🗑️junkyard🐶dog. If you get 4-7, ur a yiffable 🔴🚀🚀ghoul!🙈🙊🙉IF you can get your 🐾paws🐾 on 7-10, youre KING of the 🐺🐯🕯️Annual FURloween Furpile!!!!🕯️🐯🐺
Duck Nukem 21 Sep, 2017 @ 7:03am 
+1 Teddy puts the fun into funeral
Der Teddy 21 Sep, 2017 @ 1:46am 
Do you want to boost your funeral?

Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.

Below are the "Summer Special" prices:
1. Normal crying $50

2. Bahamian hollering $100

3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150

4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200

5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Duck Nukem 29 Aug, 2017 @ 1:17pm 
+Rep best NEET skeleton
KB 25 Aug, 2017 @ 8:39am 
+Rep best initiate yoshi
Duck Nukem 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:13am 
I hear the tanks a comin'
They're rollin' round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Meme&Play General, and time keeps draggin' on
But that Tiger keeps a rollin' on down to Blackpool town..
When I was just a baby my mama told me "Walmo,
Always be a good boy, don't you ever play vidya."
But I cheesed a man in CoH2, just to hear him cry.
When I hear that cannon firing, I hang my head and sigh..

I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy restaurant
They're probably eatin' curry and drinking bottled coke.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a memein'
And that's what tortures me...

Well if they freed me from this prison,
If that Tiger tank was mine
I bet I could have won the war, in very little time...
Far from Meme&Play General, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome eighty eight blow my blues away.....
Jaime 30 Jul, 2017 @ 2:48pm 
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Jaime 1 Jul, 2017 @ 12:49pm 
📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩
Jaime 18 Jun, 2017 @ 10:41pm 
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