Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".

The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle"
ㅤ* Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
ㅤ* I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!