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"Mom can we buy Resident Evil?"
"No son, we have Resident Evil at home"

-- The Resident Evil at Home --

Welcome to the best worst review you'll ever read. Sit down, grab some coffee, relax, you're safe now. Without further preamble, let's get into it.

Pros
- Environment is decent looking
- I wanna **** my sister
- Bosses make me hard
- Slopdik was cute

Cons (Oh where to begin)
- Non-natural dialogue
- Non-natural body movements
- Non-natural reactions/emotions
- Jump scares are pathetic, weak, forced and non organic
- Character reacts before the jump scare
- Mindless random puzzles
- Assets look the same and are uninspiring
- Collected clothes for 20 minutes scattered in random areas (WTF did he do strip in the kitchen?)

Mechanic Cons
- Game literally breaks at various points throughout.
- Gun/Aiming bug at first boss prevents firing
- Boss fights are glitchy and mindless
- Camera constantly blocked by character rolls, character blocks camera during some scares

I don't even have the energy to continue this review, every second I spend typing this makes me relive the terrible tragedy that this otherwise potentially awesome game has put me through. I made it through about 2 hours and could not play it anymore. I do not recommend this game for a multitude of reasons, the number 1 being that you literally can't play it at times. It breaks, it was rushed and is a flaming pile of hot steamy warm creamy dog poopoo.

Very dissatisfying conclusion, minimal information shared. Entirely up to player to draw their own conclusions for what they think MIGHT be happening. Stale gameplay after a while, nothing explained, minimal UI (which can be good sometimes). Overall, it was unsettling and intriguing at first, but then quickly interest is lost in the desperate hope that you may receive some plot context. Ending is very dissatisfying, instantly requested a refund. It looks very pretty and is unlike anything I have played, but was not worth the $40 I spent.