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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:37pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:13pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:10am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:22am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:22pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:26pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:09am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:47am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:47am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:32pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:12pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:19am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:41pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:35pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:17pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:47am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:47pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:47am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:05am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:22pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:43pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:49pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:21am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:31pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:33pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:26pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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