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Now there are also the "fakers", who have been found to be using cheats in the game. These are entities who do not exist in the game and have no way to exist, these fakers are actually interdimensional entities which manifest themselves in video games in order to cheat, and it is a type of fraud. The game developers know of these, and they actually try to prevent these fakers from using the cheats because they are viewed as competition for using offbrand non-Valve cheats. My personal theory is that Gaben is actually collaborating with the interdimensional entities behind Valve's back to manipulate the price of skins in the game. This makes me wonder, if there are interdimensional entities, what is the reason for this? Why is this not a common conspiracy theory? It is because they are successful in making the game profitable. So as long as they are successful, people will continue to buy the skins and support the game.

But enough of that, the summary of my post would be that skins are a giant conspiracy by the interdimensional entities which, quite possibly, is backed by Gaben himself.

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