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Play CLUBS:

1. Create 2m high STRIKER.
2. Make him look like a HULK.
3. Stay in the middle of penalty field most of the time.
4. Call your teammates to pass high balls.
5. Be unstoppable and SCORE from every pass possible.

Thanks for BORING and AWFULY SCRIPTED GAME EA

PS. Play this game offline with friends. Create tournaments at your home and have fun, this game is only good for that, nothing else.

After over 100hrs at Bitterblack Isle honing my skills and preparing for knight's role, I think I'm ready to finally meet the king.

Loading times between each race takes up to 10 minutes sometimes even more. It is unacceptable that such a problem which is known for a long time already is still not addressed and updated!

Definietly not recommended.

I never knew this game is so fun to play. The combat system in this game is much more entertaining than elder scrolls online or even skyrim. You can kick opponents, freeze them, throw barrels at them and many many more. I tried it recently and got sucked in for long hours. From time to time it likes to crash randomly so I advise to often use saves and download some patches, I have managed to finish it without major issues. It's cheap, it's fun and I truly recommend it. Download some higher quality texture mods and Have Fun!

Gamepad = Aimbot

Don't even try to change my mind....

What's the point of having so many various cards in this game when building your own deck is actually worthless against all meta decks? Just create a deck from the internet that everybody use on a certain level and you're ready to go...

When you play you will most likely get destroyed by:

Skellige: drowning
Monsters: bleeding out
Scoia'tael: reinforcing their cards by constantly shuffling cards on board, and jumping from one row to another (imo Gezras of Leyda is over powered)
Northern Realms: mages patience
Syndicate: can't say much about them, not many players play this faction
Nilfgaard (worst of them all): constantly capturing/blocking/adding cards, reusing abilities of their commander and many more...)

Simply put you cannot react (block/destroy) to all these focused on one ability attacks. At certain point this game is becoming unbearable and boring especially when everybody uses the same pattern over and over again. The balance leaves much to be desired.

The only fair and interesting game mode is ' PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE'. You never know what's going to happen and what card will you get. It is totally unpredictable and fun at the same time therefore it should be a PERMANENT mode or just create a similar one, so players can play it every time they want not on a certain occasion.

Conclusion:
Don't get me wrong I really enjoyed playing this game. Started 2 years ago when it wasn't on steam yet. The Artwork and animations of cards are great but the unbalanced gameplay simply ruins the gaming experience.

The first time in my life I am the only Boss in a video game and immortal Slayer when BFG Division kicks in!! Love the music.

S.h.i.t pass simulator! Many long lofted through-ball pass abusers. Unstoppable iconic players. I am able to play this game for free yet I still feel scammed. Unplayable poorly scripted garbage.

I have played a lot of survival horror games in past, but this game kept me in such tension that whenever I heard those stomping noises in vents I thought to myself - 'oh god he's here...'

+ Most of all, quality of SOUND and sound effects (I love the emp mines sound)
+ Fantastic image of ship's interior (it's exactly like in the movie)
+ Amanda's voice acting (really good)
+ Visuals and optimization (game runs perfectly well)
+ The game's atmosphere
+ Beating the crap out of synths with my stun baton and wrench. Nice.

- Xenomorph - This freaking bastard knows everything, he knows your exact location and is always scoping the area near you. It doesn't matter if you use elevator or transit tram to another area, in a minute or two you hear the bastard in vents again. Forget about running in corridors, half of the game I walked crouching... I think it could've been done in a different way like for example you could pick up some objects and throw them away which would cause some noise and then attract the alien to come or go, maybe accidentally bumping into some stuff to make noise like falling wrench or other items, maybe synths could also make some random noises but of course not that often. Either way alien was very frustrating.
- The characters in cutscenes look very stiff
- Ugly (for me) lens flares
- Anti-aliasing not working as it should
- Ambient sounds sometimes disappear
- NPC's sometimes stand in one place for a long time aiming at nothing


Got this game on sale, it looks great, it's scary and it's worth spending your time to finish it. No regrets. Truly recommend.

I am disappointed. The new GTA V is not a revolution it is only an evolution, but not really that good.

-Physics:
I don't like physics in this game, you can control cars in air, you don't have to drive carefully anymore because your car will flip on it's wheels with no problem.So no stress about losing your favourite car. You can drive as reckless as you can.
Ragdolls are a bit too stiff thus not fun or interesting. Also being drunk was way better and much more funny in GTA IV.

-AI:
People's behaviour is odd. You can stand still next to someone and see weird reactions, like being scared, run away or attack your character for no reason.
You can actually kill a pedestrian by hitting him in his face. Literally one punch to the head is enough.There are plenty of people in Los Santos... but somehow... it feels empty... Very limited human like reactions.

-Vehicles:
Vehicles are well deatailed,looks really nice but as I mentioned before about air control and flipping very unreal.Damage looks also very poor comparing to GTA IV. Once I used a MG weapon on a car, I shot almost 3 ammo magazines and car didn't blow up... Smoke is also better and more realistic in GTA IV when you burn tires(but those are just small things).Oh and I can't modify and save a truck at the moment but will look for a proper place/garage if exist.

-Animations:
People's animations, reactions, idle states are very limited.

-Story:
The story is not very interesting, there are a couple of nice, fast paced missions but that's all.

-Buildings:
This is the thing that annoys me the most! I thought this game,this city is so big, natural, expanded and real but it is not! You can't enter buildings, only places like tattoos, barber, clothing and small shops
Check how many places you can visit in GTA IV !! Restaurants, expensive apartments, diners, hospitals,clubs ,casinos, bowling clubs,museums,normal buildings(apartments),corridors,underground stations/metros,abandoned houses/rooms etc. I don't want to say that GTA V has nothing to offer but look how limited this is !! Only one so SMALL music club with strippers(I don't mind them, after all I'm a male:) )I bought a different music club but I can't enter it anyway, I only get weekly income for it, so where's the fun, expansion, naturality!? Nowhere, you are closed in a 'matrix Los Santos' with agents watching you.

-Online:
To be honest online is boring, especially if you don't have an organized crew(friends). Playing alone and being constantly killed by other players and/or many cheaters is no fun at all.

+Good thing:
The good thing about GTA V in 'MY' opinion is that,that this game looks beautiful,has well detailed environment,cars and a new very useful tool like Rockstar Video Editor (a huge thumb up for this) also added animals makes this game more lively.

Overall: