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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 7:18pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 2:32am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 2:37am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 11:45pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 8:25am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 10:58pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 7:54am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 1:54am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 3:05am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 3:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 11:40am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 6:55pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 10:41am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 7:12pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 3:14am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 1:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 3:07am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 4:55am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 11:57am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 12:52pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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