I saw a post about sleeping naked… so i decided to try it. After about 30 minutes of sleeping i wake up to find my bed filled with sweat. I soon found out that it is not sweat, but a mixture of piss and ♥♥♥. All of my bedsheets, stuffed animals, and the mattress itself are covered in a mixture of piss and ♥♥♥. Please help.

i have cut your brake lines in your car. Cheers

There is a letter coming through your letterbox in 2 days please open it without gloves on, preferably touching the entire letter with your hands as you're reading it. Do not wash your hands and if you start feeling ill it's only the flu don't worry about it.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xx

Ah yes, an exquisite ammount of titty, great lighting, dare I say, yes, sunlight and not light bulb. A fine 14:32 port, perfect angle to see a perfect ratio of titty to ♥♥♥♥♥. A fine addition to my collection!

You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.