thank you queen mauh muah muajh

you think yourself as some sort of parade of MEATBALLS? now this is too ridiculous, man. a parade consisting entirely of meatballs would be no match for the unfortunate and heated weather conditions that would plague such an event. These meatballs would simply melt to the ground before any major festivities could even be enjoyed. perhaps reconsider the longevity and realism of your name, pal.

Yours truly,
grass eater