As I fly through the valley of death. I shall fear no evil. Because I am 80.000 feet up and climbing.

MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT
MY SHIELD IS DISGUST
MY SWORD IS HATRED
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME
LET NONE SURVIVE

1. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
2. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
3. Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (in a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
4. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
5. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
6. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.
7. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."
8. Thou shall not throw soap at nurglings.
9. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control"
10. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.
11. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".