Was eating out my girl , and she just peed in my mouth and when I confronted her she said she squirted. She faked orgasmed and peed nonstop for a good 30-45 seconds, it was like 2 Pepsi bottles of piss and she kept going even when I looked like a chipmunk full of nuts.

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for confronting her for peeing in my mouth?

What I offer is a 65M SP main specced Gallente and Minmatar (Gallente capital capable and own a Ninazu that I swear used to be a Thanatos) and a 30M SP Amarr/Caldari covops/combat alt. I’m probably only up for single-boxing at this point, but a couple weeks of solo life has me wanting more. I’m not quite sure what my next chapter in EVE is, but I’ve had my fill of alarm clock POS ops. If you’re interested in a washed up has-been (in the UK timezones) with stories about the good old days, and some good old-fashioned internet spaceshipping (I commanded the interdictor squad that locked down the first Aeon kill, as an example), then hit me up (not with your corp’s copypasta). o7 Fly dangerously.

ARRRGHHH BISHOP DADDY PROFILE
SEXOOOOOO
Edit: I'd like to apologize due to recent behavior and the unsightly way I have portrayed myself in. Those were the words of a younger, more immature version of me.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE

I wish I had a girlfriend. I am 26 years old and never had a girlfriend in my life before and I am still virgin. I will trust the process of life.....I hope I will not end up alone.

mommy? sorry. mommy? ♥♥♥♥. mommy? I mean mommy? jesus, mommy? man… mommy? I’m sorry mommy? omg. mommy? ♥♥♥♥ it.