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Randy Jackson 22 nov. 2024 às 10:00 
God why is my sister so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOUD. I swear all she does is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder.Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe put down a towel to keep clean at least," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I can't stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!
Rage 25 set. 2024 às 23:38 
My son. The day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name, Arthas. My child. I watched you with pride, as you grew into a weapon. Of rightousness. Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom, and strength. And I know that you will show restraint, when exercising your great power. But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people. I tell you this, for when my days have come to and end. You, shall be king.
Randy Jackson 23 set. 2024 às 14:19 
I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, the One Avatar of all existence, the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself, as well as the other forms I had taken from after the events in Jerusalem and at the time Merlin the Magician divided the 1C-211987 Earth by order of King Arthur which separated stronger magics, creatures and individuals from those individuals less capable of coping with said magics, including Arthur, himself. I am married polyamorous with Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime), Cryzel Rosechu (Prime), Sylvana Rosechu (Prime) and the one-and-only Mewtwo (Prime) (who was cloned under Giovanni's authority). And I am also to be wed with my one destined and personally chosen partner of the 1218 Half of this Earth as prophesized in my dreams and even within the pages I have written and drawn so far.
Rage 6 set. 2024 às 17:45 
This is Jimmy from jake's chucke cheese party

That party sucked there was no girls and the pizza was gross af. Also jake drank too much and was walking around looking like he had a bigass diaper on underneath his jeans LOL.

Turns out he sht himself after hitting the nitrous tanks HAHA. dude jake was so f.kn wasted and stunk like straight fermented feces for the last hours. I dont know who gave him a ride home we all left him there nobody wanted to smell that smooshed bigass diaper s.ht mess.

Oh yea and jake is banned for life from chucke cheese, before we left he went down the ballpit slide butt naked after blowing up his diaper the whole place stunk BAD i was laughing so hard but wanted to gag the whole chuck e cheese smelt like straight sh.t
Rage 28 ago. 2024 às 17:40 
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Rage 6 jul. 2024 às 20:52 
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