"‘The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.’Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. ‘Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.’" – Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.” – Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

“When in doubt, choose to live.” – Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time