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Recent reviews by Billy Van

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24 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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4.0 hrs on record
A brilliant yet simple and equally confusing plot line put forth by some very cute and well designed characters. A casual physics and game play Jem! A "hole" lot of senseless destruction and silly humour to entertain you until your next perfect game stats rise by one, to your utter delight! lol. Highly recommended, but especially when on sale, to anyone looking for a no stress puzzler with some interesting story twists and simply beautiful graphics. Must admit, it's exactly what i was looking for and plan to keep an eye out for more from Ben Esposito & Annapurna Interactive.
Posted 20 September, 2020.
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13 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
yet another absolute garbage game! do not waste your or any of your friends time playing this P.O.S!!! this one ruined more than just a few friendships! good job! good job indeed!
Posted 30 August, 2020.
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23 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.5 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
If, by chance, you like super cute, wonderfully crafted, short, casual 3d puzzle platformers that are apparently marketed to young adults, then you may find it hard not to ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GAME!!! not sure why the store page does not mention the IGF award? :trophy: yes.. just as i am sure this game is NOT for everyone i know the vast majority have already spoken so you need not take my word for it. i anxiously await the sequel.
Posted 16 August, 2020.
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20 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
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0.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
will not play!
will not stream!
yes my connection is more than GOOD!
no support!
no refund!
♥♥♥♥ you steam!
♥♥♥♥ you postal!
do not buy or rent!
and
♥♥♥♥ you if you disagree!
steam = :♥♥♥♥:
what the ♥♥♥♥ did i pay for?
Posted 7 June, 2020.
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22 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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7.6 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Great game. please forgive, this review is for the summer sale.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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13 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
2
0.3 hrs on record
YOU CALL THIS A PC PORT? i can't use my xbox controler? SERIOUSLY?!? i vow to not purchase another LSL title or dlc untill you correct this glaring oversight! as it stands this game goes into my GARBAGE pile and am poised to scrub it from my library. read these negetive reviews and learn to respect your loyal fans, or not.

Where is the box to check that says i bought this game more than once?!?
Posted 13 December, 2018.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
43.9 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
DO NOT BUY INTO THE BADGE CARDS!!! all backgrounds are GARBAGE! emoticons are GARBAGE! and guess what? the badges, the stinking badges, yup they look like GARBAGE too! at a cost of 15 (FIFTEEN) cards for the badge at 15 cents a card you'd have to be a special kind of sucker to fall for this insult to basic human intelligence. An obvious atempt to contribute the absolute minimum effort devoid of creativity, quality or pride. THIS KIND OF CRAP NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! i have accumulated far too many unwanted and worthless "marketable" items and these developers/publishers must finally be held to account.
please for the love of sanity take a closer look at this and fix it, if you can. if you agree with me please, please say so, if you do not agree THEN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF... simpleton.
i will never recomend a game that offers up crap to its patrons and expects gratitude
Posted 16 June, 2018. Last edited 17 June, 2018.
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29 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
Acrophobic nausea inducing, white knuckled, butt cheek clenching, hot and cold nervous perspiration causing MASTERPIECE OF A GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED! The range of emotions experienced during play, from accute terror to sorrowful solitude to joyous accomplishment, and a gambit of others is nothing short of thrilling at every level. Put your minerals to the test and become the extreme beanstalk jock of your wildest dreams and or nightmares. Very highly recomended to all adrenaline junkie wannabees like myself. XD

An absolute must have/play title.
Inestimable entertainment value.
Playing may result in acrophobia.

O-M-GOODNESS! GET THIS GAME!
Posted 17 January, 2018. Last edited 19 February, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
147.1 hrs on record (116.4 hrs at review time)
The sheer enjoyment factor of this game is boundless. From slap happy mehem on the streets in twisted missions to the over the top super human abilities you have been dreaming of. Adult humour and user mods for the mature gamer, wait, is mature gamer an oxymoron? Get it. Play it. Love it!
Posted 22 August, 2014.
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