You know, GUYS!! This guy IRL can smoke a brisket like a bad ass! Also some of the best chicken wings I ever had!

+Rep for Being from southpark and only taking 2 tokes

+rep Cool dude

Fat Guy #1: "Yo Homeboy, where you been man? We've been looking for ya!"
Fat Guy #2: "Yea we haven't seen you around Burger World lately, so where you been man?"
Al: "Oh you know, around."
Fat Guy #1: "Want a piece of Pizza? I think i got an extra piece around here somewhere."
Al: "No that's okay. Thanks."
Fat Guy #3: "Yo, ding dong man, ding dong ding dong yo!"
Al: "No thanks really."
Fat Guy #2: "Yo, eat this man, it's good for ya."
Al: "I'm not really very hungry right now."
Fat Guy #1: "Hey what it is with You? You on some kind of diet? Is that what they're teaching in that little sissy school of yours?"
Al: "Hey back off man! Back off!"
Fat Guy #1: "Question is, are you fat, or what?"
Al: "Just leave me alone!"
Fat Guy #1: "I Said are you Fat?"
Al: "Get off me man! Stop it!"
Fat Guy #1: "You aint dining with us no more! You aint fat! You aint Fat!"
Al: "You aint fat you aint nothin', you aint nothin'!!!"

Better than MERLINI OMFG!!!

+rep Top 100 Zeus players! http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/zeus/players