Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man of the year.