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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 8:02am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 8:14am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 8:16am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:41am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:55am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:16am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:28am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:30am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 2:59pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 3:16pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 1:41am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 1:54am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 2:27am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 2:30am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 4:05am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 5:22am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 5:08am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 5:42am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 5:49am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 5:02am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 6:05am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 6:57am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:12am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:35am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 8:12am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 5:14am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 6:40am

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 8:11am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 1:50am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 2:11am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 2:36am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 6:22am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 6:24am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:56am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 11:07am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:04am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.