man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff

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liar liar pants on fire

I jerk off to you pfp regularly

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