Fart Beast 9000 (reloaded)
Yung colostomy bag   Al Ahmadi, Kuwait
 
 
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Gentle Thoughtfuls
Yes that is a picture of me, if you have a problem then cry about it.

I enjoy:
-Treating m'ladies with respect
-Adding to my fedora and trilby collection (I occasionally wear a fashionable bowler)
-Engaging in philosophical and intelligent debates about world issues on steam forums
-Being enlightened by my le Pc master race Stature
-Smoking le dank weed


I am also looking for a kind and responsible girl gamer (GG for short) to be at my side whilst I conquer the higher most regions of iron
league competetive TF2 (thats team fortress 2 for short) I will talk more about my incredible skill at this game later on, but please be aware
that you must, and i stress, MUST be a medic main with big boobies and a super model face other wise it will not work out.

You're probably wondering, "why does he demand so much from a potential mate? Surely he is a fat neckbeard" and that is where you are wrong Lawrence,
I always knew you were a dumb ape sitting in the back of Mr. Lloyd's math class, but alas let me enlighten your feeble mind. I can bench 300 lbs
(Thats the abbreviation for pounds for all you europeans out there) and have lifted a car before, the jocks in my school once tried to fight me,
but I flexed my muscles and they ran off with their tale between their legs, then all the stacies began drooling from their genitals, but they were
all far too ugly for my perfect tastes, so I skated away on my heelies to avoid their gutteral woos.

This leads me into my next point, I will single handedly destroy ISIS and the Alt-right in one fell swoop, using my champion body composition, and my near
infinite funds that I earned through bitcoin mining (you probably wouldnt understand, its too complicated for normal people thats why its so underground). I do
not tolerate terrorism (especially when its religous, wake up sheeple), and I do not tolerate bigotry and racism. The fact that these troglodytes inhabit the same realm
as me is unacceptable, and I shall destroy them for being inferior in every way.


I have also written a book using my vast intellect, it describes in detail a fantasy world of my own creation, along with my personal struggles
and grievances intertwined intelligently between its heart felt sentences. the books title is "Team Pisces Emissary Adventures: Path To Salvation". I plan on returning to
the literary scene when my fame dies down a little bit. You can purchase a paper back copy of my book here :
http://www.amazon.com/Team-Pisces-Emissary-Adventures-Salvation/dp/1492283150


Now onto the matter of TF2 (again this stands for team fortress 2). I am currently regarded as the highest skilled player in the iron division of
highlander playing my beloved class spy (I chose him because he reminds me of myself: quiet, charming, eccentric, deadly, deceptive, etc.)
You can invite me to your team if you want, but I must warn you that I am in high demand for my incredible skill at said class.

I also do not allow religious talks on my profile, I am an enlightened athiest, and I take pride in my ability to think higher than all the idiots out there,
the occasional meem (this is how it is spelled, not "meme" since its pronoucned "Me-m"),
and joke is fine, but if you come to my profile to try and convert either me or one of my friends, I will not hesitate to ban you.

My uncle also works for racism This is what gave me my roots in beceoming the greatest spy TF2 has ever seen.

This concludes our exciting tour of my wonderous profile page. If you add me, I shall get around to it eventually, as I
have many more friend requests to process in the mean time. Carry on gentle sir or madam and may your quest guide you in
the direction of more epic gamers.
Favorite Game
Kulariel 12 Nov @ 10:14am 
great game
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199544731666 1 Oct @ 1:47am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Avocado_King 4 Sep @ 9:41am 
loser POV
Arashinos 16 Aug @ 11:42am 
let's combine our skills for maximum impact💥
Ragebreaker 14 Aug @ 10:49am 
+rep AK magician