Please see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-KJOOUfKIs

Hello, my name is Mike and I'm here for the grills and the games. I've played over 9000 hours of Dota 2 and even played mid lane against the fabulously skilled Wagamama. I even almost killed him! Grills, if you're impressed drop me a message and maybe we can hook up virtually or even in person! I'm often seen driving an orange car while vaping an electronic cigarette so if you see this combination it's probably me. It's also probably me if you see the most handsome man you've ever seen driving an orange car. Grills please refer to the special code listed below if you see me driving my car and would like to have sex with me:

For sex at the side of the road please wave THREE times.

To make future arrangements for sex please wave FIVE times followed by THREE claps.

Please do not stalk me unless you are a 9/10 grill or above.

Also ♥♥♥♥ off spammers. Unless you're a 9/10 grill or above.

Thank you.