I'm here to shank and smile!
-Krieg the Psycho

I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him... He will be remembered...
Need to get some pads for my ass. Old gal wasn't built for that much abuse.
-Grayson Hunt

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
-Minsc

Somethin nasty happened to these guys. There's blood everywhere... and soup.
-Nathan Drake

Anytime you wanna bone an endangered species I have your back
-Elliot Salem

Dont eat me. I'm a mighty pirate!
-Guybrush Threepwood

I am sick... and tired... of being sick and tired.
-Nick

Politics is like a bag of snakes. You just want to stamp on it until it dies.
-Bunnylord

They got thunder bats now? Well, nothing shocks me any more... Except... thunder bats.
Planning time! Eh, if planning was something I did.
-The War Mage

Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets.
-Sam Stone

I'll shoot that grin right off your face.
-Erron Black

2,000 Volts coming up
-Tesla Trooper