bought these "raycon" earbuds from this guys pawn shop and now my cat won’t look at me. the box was labeled "certified" and the earbuds only play static that sounds like it’s apologizing. when i paired them, my 1080 started acting like a 970 and this guy texted me at the same time "you’ve unlocked phase 3." 2/5 stars, but i can’t return them because he unfriended me

this guy gave me free stuff in return for a positive comment on his profile +rep

i gathered one full large box of human meat this wipe in your honor

+rep Great Guy

did you die

POOP