D : determined
W : worker
I : intense
G : good worker
H : hard worker
T : terrific


In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague

I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.

Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

Dwight, you ignorant SLUT!