Loquacious was conceived mid-skydive.

Loquacious eats his meals off of a Chinese gong.

Loquacious once bought five things from IKEA, tore up the instructions, and pieced all the part together to make a robotic clone of himself named Ikea ♥♥♥♥♥juice.

Loquacious plays the didgeridoo.

His middle name is a chainsaw noise.

All of Loquacious' toes are big toes.

Loquacious wrote his college thesis using only the spacebar and still managed to get a C-.

Loquacious ♥♥♥♥♥ all of his food before he eats it.