Recent reviews by Flank Sinatra

GG, Goat Game!
The offspring of Marvel & Overwatch.
DC, STEP IT UP!

A demented delight!

I'm a banana, I'm a banana
I'm a banana, look at me move, yeah, yeah
I'm a banana, I'm a banana
I'm a banana, look at me move, ah
Banana power, banana power
Banana power, power
Banana power, banana power
Banana power, look at me move
Uh-oh, banana time, uh-oh banana time
Uh-oh banana time, stop
Stop
Stop
Carts, farts, marts, darts
Hearts, starts, carts, marts
Carts, marts, darts, farts
Darts, starts, hearts, ah
Chicken, chicken, chicken
I am chicken, chicken, chicken
Stop
Look, look, look, look, look, look
Look at, look at, look at me
Look, look, look, look, look, look
Look, look, look at me move
I'm a banana, I'm a banana
I'm a banana

The physics GOAT!

Drunk mini Play-Doh Spooderman

Cute concept. Awkward controls. Op guns. Not many lobbies. Sweats. Low file size so try it for yourself. Glad it was free lol

wat

First encounter was toxic. How typical. Some Conan looking sweat hiding in the castle ready to op on noobs lol

So realistic you can touch grass

Johnny Rico: "These are the rules. Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks!"

Roblox+Stalker with PVP and needs PVE servers. Confusing af NPC store menus, rough around the edges with some jank and bugs, esp in the tutorial, don't pick up every gun because you won't keep it past that level and you'll get over cucumbered, crawling your way through ducts at a snails pace. Bland environment and meh fetch quests with hiding enemy player bandits and but you'll keep your gear upon death, just loose your easily gained back consumables. They have to do quests, it makes sense. No one in the Stalker base was helpful lol. People were more helpful in the Bandit base. Searching for items was way better than 7 Days to Die and Fallout, you don't focus on that, I min max and that was spread out perfectly, not a distraction. Just watch out for the stray packs of animals you'll always see and always 110% of the time get killed by solo, running and reloading and jumping on things just slows the inevitable. It's so damn frusterating and stupid I almost don't recommend the game and just uninstalled it for now lol until bring a friend, get automatic rifles and armour and waste 99% of our ammo. Sometimes the quest gets glitched and you have to rekill all the animals, besides the ones that you kill on the way there and back. I think the nuke fallout helped animals thrive because there's more of that than actual enemies even though it shows 5k people mid day playing, there's 99X animals. Did I mention there's animals?!