I listen to a lot of interesting music. One of my favorite artists is the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I saw them live in SanFran last year and it was a mind blowing experience. The drummer looks like Wil;l Feral But I DON"T HOLD GRUYDGES.

When I heard guns and roses were back I was like ♥♥♥♥ ya that's my favorite combination of things to find in an I SPY book.

Timeline?
-The atom bomb was dropped on Hiroshima.
-The Fukushima reactor meltdown.
-Ronald Reagan becomes president
-Ronald Reagan becomes president
-Ronald Reagan represents the free people of the United States of America godbless
-the Clash have a song with the lyrics "Nuclear era" in it somewhere
Do you see where I'm going with this? Time is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circle, get your head out of the sand you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog brains. Does the phrase Ich bin ein Berliner mean nothing to you?

I'm a dreamer, this one time I was out in the desert looking for payote with my dad and we ended up stalking this camping group for like 8 days. When we found out they weren't a rival gang, we apologized but we still took all of their tents because those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had it coming.

Ronald Reagan was a hippie loving tonka truck

My favorite anecdote is this oneI like to tell at parties when everyones like almost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but just sober enough to get it because its deep but basically its like this: when I was 5 years old I had this really sick like plastic car thing, like the one thats red and yellow and i was getting too big for it so sensei was making me wax it and i was like yo ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway later me and sensei were trying to figure out where we could score some pills but he has arthritis and his hand was all shakey and ♥♥♥♥ so he dropped one in the drain and i bea tthat silly ♥♥♥♥ with my walking stk. Next up: Colin Ferral tells us what its like to have no seat belts in a jeep.

I'm just a bad kid. I've had run ins with the law. When I was 15 I was picked up outside Taco Del Mar for disturbing the peace and public intoxication- yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a bad dude. My dad put on a barbacue when his cousin Sally flew in from Omaha last weekend and I totally didn't respect him or my mother that weekend. Word up, ♥♥♥♥♥. I've pissed off so many people over the past year that I've earned the nickname, "Bad boy" so there's that as well. I'd look both ways before crossing the street lest you accidently get run over by me on my 6 speed. Eat my dust, ♥♥♥♥♥. I drink Rockstar for a hobby.