Signed by me, lets play csgo

can bench 380

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

-REP, CALLED MY GRANDMA FAT AND KICKED MY DOG

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁Brother☁

+Rep added to discuss our trade

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Hey, I can give bayonet my for all of your csgo sealed graffities (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

So I'm laying in bed, nakey, next to my poo poo when I awake to loud banging at the door. I ignore the first round of knocks, but then they began increasing in volume.

I hear disgruntled voices outside the door. It's Mexicans.

I have barley enough time to put on sweatpants on my floor and grab the shotgun next to my bed before I'm invaded by mexiboomers that end up being the apartment's maintenance team. I didn't know who they we're so I pointed the shotgun at them, half naked, in my poo poo smelly apartment.

They said they were there to change the filter and asked if I wanted it changed still.

Nah. I called up the office and chewed some ass because this has happened twice now. You don't intrude like that. I was like YOU KNOW I OWN GUNS RIGHT.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

EM EBSOLUTULY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHED AND I US WALS, I US TE WALS 2 MEH ADVENTAGE SO TAT U CENT SHOT MEH WIL I CEN SHOT U FOL HaJHAHHA

YEAH BOI GIVE ME THAT STEAM ACHEIVEMENT. THIS IS THE MOST SATISFYING THING IVE DONE IN A LONG TIME GOD THIS IS LIBERATING TO GET STEAM ACHEIVEMENTS. ANYWAYS I MIGHT GO JACK MY ♥♥♥♥ TO SOME ♥♥♥♥ ON TWITTER AND REPOST IT ON ACCIDENT LOL! I LIKE TO CALL THAT ONE THE TED CRUIZE REACHAROUND ANYWAYS PEACE AND BUTTGREASE.

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